avengers sneeze fanfiction

He wont stop sneezing. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. 1.2K Stories. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. # 1. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Come help. It would only be Happy for now. Peter heads down the hallway. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. anger You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. left kudos on this work. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Imaginebooks. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. The rules are easy. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. I think we broke Steve. Here Cap. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. There was quite a bit of blood. you when we met His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Yeah, you got me. You think I read that? It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. No mfine. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. um, its itsugh, I dont know. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Bruce is right where Peter left him. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. N-no its fine. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. You'd never hurt--". Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Hell be fine, Thor. The birthday boy. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Banana. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? "No, no, no! Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Are you unwell, brother?. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. left kudos on this work! Steve looks back and he looks terrible. PART 1 It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. He wont stop sneezing. Peter and I have work to do.. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. He does not need anything else to happen. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Thats too much information, Pete.. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! "Stay away from me!" Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. I did. 76 guests Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. The rules are easy. as well as Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. (sorry, I still love Sally!) Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. And his snapchat stories. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. I feel just awful about what happened.. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. as well as She couldn't help but whistle on the display. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. He looks down at the message. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Peter offers a, Bless you, and Steve sniffs. Work Search: Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. I think hell be fine. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Chocolate. Stay back! I could never understand what I did to you. Does he get any sympathy? He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. Dr. 40.5K 1K 32. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. Lavender. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. Cheese. Location, my room.". Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. "No, no! Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Please consider turning it on! Come help. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Sicktember day 9. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Its between Peter and Captain America. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Ill be back Dr. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. He tries again. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Hmm? Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Okay. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. Meditation my ass. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. hermes x oc Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Onion. Itll make them worse.. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. I'm not sure I told you Storytime. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Its from Nat. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. Thats not fair. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. We tried everything to make it to stop. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. Ease up Nat. The world was most certainly not in his books. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Dirty sock. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Clint and I dont know what to do. 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